I'm very old but sometimes new. On special occasions I'm very blue. Who am I?
answer: the moon
answer: the moon
Poor people have it. Rich people need it. If you eat it you die. What is it?
answer: Nothing
answer: Nothing
What sees but never looks? What's gold and never shines?
answer: fancy mirror
answer: fancy mirror
What time did I go to the dentist?
answer: tooth thirty
answer: tooth thirty
Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?
answer: racecar
answer: racecar
Look at me. I can bring a smile to your face, a tear to your eye, or even a thought to your mind. But, I can't be seen. What am I?
answer: memories
answer: memories
There is a man who works at a butcher shop. He is 6'7. What does he weigh?
answer: meat
answer: meat
What is harder to catch the faster you run?
answer: your breath
answer: your breath
What are bears without bees?
answer: ears
answer: ears
What has a head and has a tail, is brown but has no legs?
answer: a penny
answer: a penny
Teddy bears are never hungry because they are always what?
answer: stuffed
answer: stuffed
What belongs to you but others use it more than you do?
answer: your name
answer: your name
Take off my skin - I won't cry, but you will! What am I?
answer: an onion
answer: an onion
A seven letter word containing thousands of letters
answer: mailbox
answer: mailbox
Mr. Smith has four daughters. Each daughter has a brother. How many children does he have?
answer: 5
answer: 5
An old man wanted to leave all of his money to one of his three sons but he didn't know which one he should give it to. He gave each of them a few coins and told them to buy something that would be able to fill their living room. The first man bought straw but there was not enough to fill the room. The second bought some sticks but they still did not fill the room. The third man bought two things that filled the room. What are the two things that the man bought?
answer: The wise son bought a candle and some matches. After lighting the candle, the light filled the room.
answer: The wise son bought a candle and some matches. After lighting the candle, the light filled the room.
Twenty people jump into a pool. Twenty four heads come back up. How is that possible?
answer: foreheads
answer: foreheads
One night, a king and a queen went into a room. Someone walked in and saw three people. How is that possible?
answer: a knight
answer: a knight
What has a mouth but never eats? What has a bed but never sleeps? What runs but never walks?
answer: a river
answer: a river
What tastes but never smells?
answer: your tongue
answer: your tongue
How many months have 28 days in them?
answer: all of them
answer: all of them
What has four wheels and flies?
answer: a garbage truck
answer: a garbage truck
Can a widow's husband marry her wife's sister?
answer: No. He is not living.
answer: No. He is not living.
Mary's mom has 4 children. The first child's name is April, second child's name is May, third child's name is June. What is the name of the fourth child?
answer: Mary
answer: Mary
The more you take the more you leave behind. What am I?
answer: footsteps
answer: footsteps
There are four sisters in a room. One is cooking, one is cleaning, one is playing chess. What is the fourth one doing?
answer: Playing chess with her other sister.
answer: Playing chess with her other sister.
What flies and doesn't have wings?
answer: superman or time
answer: superman or time
My fruit is sometimes ripe. I can live without your help. If you accidentally bump into me you might cry.
answer: cactus
answer: cactus
When is homework not homework?
answer: When it is turned into the teacher.
answer: When it is turned into the teacher.
Wednesday, Tom and Joe went to a restaurant and ate dinner. When they were done, they paid for the food and left. Tom and Joe didn't pay for the food. Who did?
answer: Wednesday
answer: Wednesday
What has no body and just a nose?
answer: Nobody knows.
answer: Nobody knows.